The Dark Lord summons me.
“My initial reaction is “Those are my toys & I don’t want to share them.” *gathers up celebrities & puts them in a pile, then sits atop them with my arms crossed* ”
sarah and natty fight every day, i don’t know why.
I think what’s going on is I’m mocking her side pony & she’s threatening to put me in a grave.
training jessa’s going better than could be expected. i’ve officially given up trying to fix the disturbing lack of rendering in her formal and workout clothes. i’d probably have to re-re-install, and i just don’t give a shit enough to start the game over a third time.
is that Sarah just like pissing her pants laughing at me? LMAO this is like actually me in real life…
sarah thinks she’s the little mermaid or someshit